Crawl towards the enemy at a steady pace picking up small pieces of poop to use against them
You get front loaded with shit by the time you reach them. With your rage and anger as you are about to attack them. They disappear and leave an elephant behind. A live one too. it makes some elephant noises and just goes away and you follow him into the rainbow. Because your eye sight kind of sucks and you see things double sometimes the rainbow triples itself. At the end of one of the rainbows there is a door. And you enter it.